Wednesday, 09 June 2010 15:02
Did you hear the news? My buddy Jack Abramoff is out of federal prison and at a halfway house. It's time to put the band back together again!
Hey, Big Spender
Government spending is bad. Whoever increases government spending needs to go. Whoever increases government spending the most REALLY needs to go. Wait, I take that back…
What I've Been Up To Lately
I was feeling pretty down after losing in 2006. But I always knew there would be a few special interest buddies that could take care of me. Jesse Helms’ old Chief of Staff hooked me up with Womble.
I'm on Your Side. Trust Me.
Wait, are you an Insurance CEO? Oil company? Predatory lender? No? OK, maybe “on your side” was a little strong. I mean I can’t fight for everybody, and those guys have always had my back.